Category Archives: humor

What American Accent do You Have?

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I don’t post too many of these quizzes, but this one I thought was fun (and its short too) and really nailed it/me–right down to the city.

Oh, and yes, I do call it pop, and I taught my children who where raised in southern Illinois to do the same.

What American accent do you have?

Your Result: The Inland North
 

You may think you speak “Standard English straight out of the dictionary” but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like “Are you from Wisconsin?” or “Are you from Chicago?” Chances are you call carbonated drinks “pop.”
The Midland
 
The Northeast
 
Philadelphia
 
The South
 
The West
 
Boston
 
North Central
 
What American accent do you have?
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Signs

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(Okay, I guess I am not ready for anything serious just yet…. so try these.)

Signs Signs
Everywhere there’s signs
Blocking up the scenery
Breaking up my mind
Do this, don’t do that
Can’t you read the sign?

–Tesla
This is a good thing, right?

The lliteracy Foundation needs a new advertising agent.

Warning: Suicidal cows throw themselves off cliff …. news at 10.

Someone loves their job.

For my friend, Pastor Marcus Zill

Well, okay…..

“But officer…..”

Service with a smile. That was a smile, wasn’t it?

Is this self service?

Okay, I return you to your usual blogging experience.

Lighten Up, Its Friday

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Scot needs

I picked this up from some of the stlbloggers. Some results are more humorous than others–maybe it is the name used. Give it a try.

Directions: Type “your name) needs” (with the quotes) into a Google search; cut-and-paste the first 10 responses that work. Just pull the answers right out of the excerpt Google shows you, don’t click the link and search around. The only rule is that each one has to start with “(your name) needs.”

Scot needs no introduction.
Scot needs your help on what places he should visit on his trip to Brooklyn.
Scot needs to be sailed flat so that helm is nearly neutral.
Scot needs a checklist with clearly defined criteria that are reproducible.
Scot needs to fight a terrifying biological weapon…
Scot needs some lovin’…
Scot needs a wild card.
Scot needs to go to an anger management class when he performs.
Scot needs additional wording for the rationale.
Scot needs to stop being so stubborn and change…

Well that is the first ten usable ones, but I couldn’t resist scanning down the pages:
Scot needs some more practice as he hit Jack with sling stones twice.
Scot needs to learn to play it and the sooner the better.
Scot needs to find a new profession.
Scot needs any help kicking butts…
Scot needs a copy editor more than a fiddler.
Scot needs treatment.
Scot needs to be used sparingly because he is looking quite old…

Okay, I am going to stop now, these are starting to hit too close to home.

Just to Make You Smile

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The rest of the story is not what I would want to necessarily endorse, but this particular line tickled my funny bone:

Pastor Andy Romstad will speak on “Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Marriage from a Norwegian Bachelor Pastor” on Oct. 9.